|"People cry, not because they are weak...it's because they've been strong for too long."-Anonymous|
|Everybody's favorite BioWare nightmare! *cough* No, seriously. I love this game, and its characters.|
Lieutenant MomKaidan Alenko heard snikering and giggling as he walked into a storage room of the Normandy SR1 .Lieutenant Mom by LadyIlona1984
He cocked an eyebrow as he spotted a huge lump under the goldfish blanket and went to check it out and
heard two voices which sounded like two women.
"......And so, He said he'd wasted enough of my time," The first woman said.
"But it was totally obvious he was thinking about-."
"Your Mom!" the other woman said. "He was totally thinking about your mom, Skipper!"
Kaidan gave himself a facepalm.
"No! it was Garrus' mom," Said the first woman. "He was so thinking about her."
The staff lieutenant shook his head, walking to the lump and forcfully pulled off the blanket revealing
Commander Dakota Shepard and Gunnery Chief Ashely Williams.
"Aha!" Kaidan yelled.
"Ohh, Mr. Alenko!" Kota said.
"Busted." Ashley said giggling.
Kaidan looked at the commander's eyes, they were bloodshot with redden and puffy rims.
"That was awsome..." Ashely whispered.
"Are you high, Commander?"
'Kota shyly nodde
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Favorite style of art: Digital
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MP3 player of choice: iPod
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